gleekterry asked: Love your sassiness! You're effing perfect!
Behind every kickass person, there’s a sassy best friend to complete them.
And of course I’m perfect.
I’m Maria fucking Arioso! ;)
gleekterry asked: Love your sassiness! You're effing perfect!
Behind every kickass person, there’s a sassy best friend to complete them.
And of course I’m perfect.
I’m Maria fucking Arioso! ;)
There’s nothing to do right now. Entertain me, please.
I don’t care what the fuck you ask or say… Just do it.
Anonymous asked: I would really like to see you back in Ohio
Anon, if you tell anyone what I’m about to say, I’ll fucking deny it.
…But I’d really like to go back to Ohio. I fucking miss it, even if there was shit to do.
I guess the people make the place, eh?
Anonymous asked: Does Rachel know how you feel about her/did feel? If not, how come you never told her? You deserve happiness, too!
…I…
…Rach and already discussed how I feel about her. I got piss assed drunk and kissed her, then had my share of gay panic.
It’s… not going to happen between us, anon. She doesn’t feel the same way I feel, and I’m alright with that. Sure, it hurts like hell… but I’m glad I still have her in my life.
But what I can do is make sure no asshole gets his hands on her. Rach deserves nothin’ but the best after all the shit she’s put up with.
And who knows, anon… maybe along the way I can find some happiness myself.
Since the author is fucking dragging her heels on the update, it’s my duty to entertain all you… people.
You can ask me any fucking question you want, and I’ll try to answer it.
You leave your crap at my house whenever you come over,” Rachel stood, tapping the boots on the remainder of the way, “and then you call me and ask ‘Rach, why the fuck didn’t you tell me to double check?!’ So don’t get all huffy with me, M.”
“Sure,” Maria rolled her eyes. “Mom.”
“Maria Arioso.”
“Rachel Berry,” Maria drawled. She smirked, tapping a petulant Rachel on the tip of the nose. “It’s only 6 AM, do you really have to be such a stiff so early in the morning? Can’t you just relax for once in your goddamn life?